"I am Nord of the Illuminated Society, do you accept to live and die by the code?"
"I'm sorry, but why are you in my home?"
"You are the only one who can be trusted, do you accept to live and die by the code?"
"Trusted with what?"
"Knowledge of our intentions, we have watched and trust you. Will you accept to live and die by the code?"
"I would much prefer to find my way to my large, overly comfortable double king and lay the fuck down before my head explodes but sure, if it makes you any happier, I accept."
"I will live and die by the code."
"Sorry?"
"Say the words."
"OK, OK I will live and die by the code. Now can I go and catch some Z's?"
"For now. I will be in contact, I will be watching. Stay alert, though. Soon enough you will wake up, and It will be time for your meeting."
"Meeting?"
"The Lord."
"You've met the Lord?"
"I have met the Lord."
"Terrific news. I'ma hit the hay, friend."
Now let the events that follow Blissful's deep slumber be a lesson to us all, as we clearly still haven't learned our lesson. After a long and eventful night of your lips being permanently attached to the rim of a 20oz chilled glass there is one extremely important thing to remember upon returning home the following morning. Do not take lightly the word of a man who claims to have met the Lord. Nor should you be open to the proposal of interacting with this individual at a later date. But when one's brother is missing, logic might not be at the forefront of one's mind.
"I'm sorry, but why are you in my home?"
"You are the only one who can be trusted, do you accept to live and die by the code?"
"Trusted with what?"
"Knowledge of our intentions, we have watched and trust you. Will you accept to live and die by the code?"
"I would much prefer to find my way to my large, overly comfortable double king and lay the fuck down before my head explodes but sure, if it makes you any happier, I accept."
"I will live and die by the code."
"Sorry?"
"Say the words."
"OK, OK I will live and die by the code. Now can I go and catch some Z's?"
"For now. I will be in contact, I will be watching. Stay alert, though. Soon enough you will wake up, and It will be time for your meeting."
"Meeting?"
"The Lord."
"You've met the Lord?"
"I have met the Lord."
"Terrific news. I'ma hit the hay, friend."
Now let the events that follow Blissful's deep slumber be a lesson to us all, as we clearly still haven't learned our lesson. After a long and eventful night of your lips being permanently attached to the rim of a 20oz chilled glass there is one extremely important thing to remember upon returning home the following morning. Do not take lightly the word of a man who claims to have met the Lord. Nor should you be open to the proposal of interacting with this individual at a later date. But when one's brother is missing, logic might not be at the forefront of one's mind.
MB.
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